Creighton was asleep and I was lying in the bed TRYING to sleep, but I kept hearing this, well---*crawling* sound is the best way I can say it.
Me: "Don't freak out. It's just the fan blowing on something."
Other Me: "Oh my GOD it's a snake! It's a SNAKE!"
Me: "Calm DOWN! It's not a snake. Just air blowing something around."
Other Me: "I don't know who you're trying to fool. There is a SNAKE about to crawl in your bed, and it's going to eat you slowly while you are posting about it on Facebook!"
Me: ...........
Other Me: "See. Told you. Snake. Big giant Bertha about to come - -"
Me: "Jess! JESS!! J.E.S.S"
Husband comes faithfully running back to the bedroom. Asks what's wrong.
"There's something crawling on the floor by the bed. It might be a snake."
Other Me: "It IS a snake."
Jess turns on the light. Looks around.
"You mean this?"
It's one of those free balloons attached to a card Publix gives away. Only this one is half deflated.
Other Me: "I TOLD you it wasn't a snake. Now he thinks we are crazy. "
Me: 😡😡😡😣😣😣
Darn , you Publix. Darn you for giving my kid a balloon every time he goes. Now he expects it. And they apparently make their way into MY bedroom where I convince myself there's a big Mama Cass snake about to crawl in my bed and devour me alive.
We'll be back in a few weeks for more balloon snakes 😉😉 #Publix #balloons #momhumor #talkingtomyself
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